Who’s Your Rocky Horror Alter-Ego?? You’re unexpectedly invited to a dinner party. What do you wear?? An oversized men’s dress shirt, and Mickey Mouse ears Formal black, dressed to kill White sensible foundation garments Your work clothes Black see-through lingerie A blue kimono Shiny gold underwear It’s raining and storming outside. What are you doing? Looking for a phone Using the Sports section to keep your hair dry Lurking in laboratory windows Playing the role of the french maid Entertaining party guests Applying mass amounts of make-up and strapping yourself into your platform heels Still mummified in a glass tank Where are you from? Earth Outer Space I was biogenetically engineered Your hair? Purplish-red, long, and out-of-control Blonde and fluffy What hair? Oh, this stringy blonde stuff hanging to my shoulders from around the back and sides of my head. Black and perfectly coifed Medium brown, generic haircut Neon red, slick, and short Soft curls of light brown Look down at your crotch. You are...? Male Female What are you talking about? Which of the following titles apply to you? A Creation A Handyman A Heroine A Groupie A Scientist A Hero A Domestic Who do you think would most likely play you in the movies?? Susan Sarandon Barry Bostwick Richard O’Brien Nell Campbell Tim Curry Patricia Quinn Peter Hinwood Say what? ’’I’m cold, I’m wet, and I’m just plain scared!’’ ’’He’s lucky, I’m lucky, you’re lucky, we’re all lucky!’’ *Maniacal laughter* ’’I see you shiver with antici...............pation.’’ ’’He didn’t like me! He never liked me!’’ *Grunt* ’’All we wanted to do was use your phone, god dammit!’’ ’’Slowly, slowly. It’s too nice a job to rush.’’ Don’t be a dumb-ass. Make sure you answered all the questions. Code adapted from colleen’s quiz tutorial